Apocalypse Cat — Episode 7

By catpocalypse · Action, Revenge, Comedy, Mystery · 2:26 · free to watch

After the quake turns the world into a factional wasteland, gifted tinkerer Randy survives with his guarded partner Corva and his only constant, Squee, a black-and-white cat. When raiders steal Squee, Randy discovers an experimental strength serum that can make him unstoppable for minutes at a…

What is said in this episode

My cat has been taken and I have to find her, but I just can't think Every time I, I... It gets worse So foggy So foggy But also... Huh, never done that before These guys don't have Squeap, but they're complete morons Perfect tools Sup? Sup?

I'll punch you for saying that! I'd like to see you try The Omni base Why would a tweaker have an Omni patch? By the time these morons notice, their food's gonna be cooked, and the Omnios will take all the blame Hey, man You're talking to yourself We gotta get you a beer Here, have some jerky Thanks What's wrong? It's good The dogs like it They're the only ones who do Everyone knows that Which makes me wonder, who the fuck are you?

You've got about two seconds! Ah Stop! Stop this guy! Get him!

What are these guys doing? Their food is cooking itself and they haven't even noticed Think, think Why is my head so fuggy? Post-interview with subject 46 You've returned to your human form Can you list any lingering effects the Xbarium might be causing? I just can't think Reduction in cognition Yeah, I feel stupid Stupid The XPium, of course It's making me so stupid I didn't even remember that it makes me stupid 65, 66, 6-7 Okay, come on, Randy Come on, come on

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