Apparently, He’s a hero — Episode 1

Oh, hey, just waiting for the script to get good Seriously, who wrote Gothic Clock Tower? It's a bit cliché Ah Why is the fall taking so long? Good news, I lived Bad news, my cape is 100% polyester and 0% gear-resistant Can someone hit pause? The budget does not cover a stunt double!

Cue the commercial break! Roll a diaper ad, anything! Do not screenshot this! I will sue every single viewer!

And that, viewers, was a master class in tactical ventilation! No replays! Skip to the hero shot! See?

Perfectly calculated brand management Wait, where can I buy the tactical kitten bloomers? No,! do not buy those! That was a crisis, not a product launch!