Chronotraversal — Episode 1

Want to woo an ancient queen? High-five history's greatest heroes? Too bad A million temporal tourists beat you to it No time for endless high-fives Stop it! Don't be dicks!

Here at CCA, we stop temporal abuse No more stock market cheating, and absolutely no more kicking the Pope in the balls! Report chronol abuse today Together, we make the time stream safe! God, I look so fat That dumb armor makes me look 50 pounds heavier And my chin! Jesus, it looks like Everest!

I'd worry more about your pores, Jack They look like the craters on the moon Hey, you agreed to shoot the commercial Don't remind me No, no! Just a nip No No, I say Just to ease the hurt in my soul It's always the Pope with her What did poor Clement ever do to her? Maybe she just hates the hats