Dan Saves The Universe — Episode 3

Sir Valerious, this is the perfect time to show me your tactical skills Lead the way into battle They are closing in What is our formation, Sir Valerious? Do we hold the line? Hold the line? I don't have a weapon to fight with It's an elven blade It will cut through their armor like paper Now you are armed to lead the charge Change of plans Why?

This is ambush is a trap The dark wizard wants us to fight here because we can't win Look at the terrain We have zero high ground, and my clothes are not suitable for battle We need to retreat to the forest Retreat? I've never done such a thing There's a first time for everything Come on We lost them You managed to outmaneuver a dark army without spilling a single drop of blood I am in awe of your abilities, Sir Valerious All part of my plan Now, if you'd excuse me, I need to find a way to log out of this nightmare Log out? Ow, that actually hurt! What the hell?

Video games don't have haptic feedback like that No, no, no! This isn't possible When you get hit in the game, you just lose health points You don't actually bleed We used to be able to respawn and heal That was until the dark wizard cursed the land What was his curse? If you get injured and your life force goes zero, you die There are no more respawns in Elbron You're saying if I die in this game, I die in the real world? Looks like the dark army missed a couple of juicy targets Hand over your gold, boy, or I won't hesitate to kill you and your friend I have to get out of this game alive