Dan Saves The Universe — Episode 5

Answer me Did you kill the anomaly Dan's Throat, or do I need to send a legion of shadow monsters to finish the job? Sir Valerious, destroy the crystal before the wizard locks onto our location Lock on? You mean this is like a GPS tracker? If that crystal stays active, his army will find our coordinates in seconds Destroy it!

Destroy it? How? Wait, whose voice am I hearing? You are not my mercenary It's you, the anomaly, Dan Uh, nope, wrong number We're not available to take your call I think I destroyed it in time before he got our location Uh, what's happening?

He's using his magic You think you can get rid of me that easily, boy? You face Sir Valerious, the hero of Elron He will banish you back to the abyss! Sir Valerious, is that the lie you are feeding the locals, Dan? Just let me log out and go home Hmm, hmm, can you see he isn't Sir Valerious, but rather a mortal from the real world masquerading as a god?

I don't believe your dark lies You are merely trying to poison my mind Let me show you the truth of your great savior I can explain Level, level one? Rosie, listen to me I can explain It's a bug It's a visual glitch You, you aren't the legendary Sir Valerious? You're just a peasant? He's nothing, a pathetic level one who belongs in the dirt And if I cannot delete your code directly, I will crush the very ground you stand on!

Rosie, run!