Deer Diary — Episode 1

Dear diary, today is a wonderfully calm morning at the office The atmosphere is highly professional Of course, every modern office experiences the occasional minor IT integration bottleneck We might wanna submit an IT ticket for the ceiling grid Then, Jerry the doorman asked if he could borrow six bucks I told him absolutely not Where would I find six male deer on such short notice? The cafeteria is a wonderful place to appreciate our diverse, inclusive culture Everyone is just so mindful of basic hygiene and sharing space Easy, tiger Friends aren't food I'd be lying to say it's easy Oh, dear Yeah? No, not deer as in you, Flora We need better trains Deer can't drive Seriously, one honk and they completely freeze It's so sweet how they worry about our woodland neighbors' commuting habits