Heaven Owes Me a Life — Episode 2

Okay, still breathing That's nice Smells like corn Glowing like a festival lantern That's a pleasant surprise That was my tribulation, the lightning that was supposed to ascend me Mm-hmm Lady, you shoved me in front of divine lightning You stole three months of my corn A divine tribulation has been misadministered to your person Per regulation 7492, section C, karmic debt is owed to the affected party Heaven currently owes you one life Heaven owes me? So because you used me as a shield and I got hit by your lightning, now Heaven is in debt to me? Technically, yes Ooh, this is good This is Bai Yuling, inner disciple of the Heavenly Moon Sect, requesting direct communication with the Karmic Debt Office Are you on hold with Heaven? Shut- This is Li Mu Bai Please I would like to file a complaint You cannot file Your lightning hit me and destroyed my corn I demand compensation Crop damage claim approved Compensation method: Responsible party shall provide agricultural labor until debt is resolved Ah My, my channel, sealed You almost look like someone who could kill me Beautiful work, Heavens You tricked me I filed a complaint You crashed into my field Do you have any idea who I am?

Reckless driver, human shield enthusiast, soon-to-be corn farmer Welcome to Willow Creek Farm We start at sunrise I will end you! Great Sunrise