Heaven Owes Me a Life — Episode 4

By corn farmer · Action, Fantasy, Comedy · 1:32 · free to watch

A corn farmer gets struck by divine lightning when a cultivator uses him as a shield. Now Heaven owes him a debt that won't stop growing, the goddess is stuck doing farmwork, and he keeps getting stronger without realizing it.

What is said in this episode

One, the pointy end goes in the dirt Rule two, the dirt goes around the plant, not on top of it, not in your hair, not in your mouth When did I put dirt in? Yesterday, twice You sneezed mud Less Carry something, and follow along Come on That basket is the light one Of all indignities, I endure blizzards, deserts, thunder in the marrow, only to be entombed by vegetables? Out, you accursed leaf! Is this chi energy?

A mortal channeling spiritual energy into soil without knowing, without trying! Why do you farm alone? Corn does not argue with me I am serious I should've been a fisherman You have no family? I have corn And now I have a bad farmhand who owes me a lot of labor, so get back to watering, and try to use less than the entire river this time What are you?

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