Hey! What Can I Say I'm A Simp For Buff Chicks — Episode 1

By orc scholar · Romance, Slice of Life, Comedy · 1:30 · free to watch

Lawrence Parker, a 29-year-old biracial art graduate working night security, longs to draw comics for a major publisher. After a blind date with an exceptionally muscular woman, he becomes devoted to helping muscular women feel desired and happy, even when romance keeps placing him in the friend…

What is said in this episode

I'm Lawrence, just your average New Yorker working night security to feed my dog, Bronx, and hoping a major comic publisher finally notices my art Doesn't matter what I do, I always land in the friend zone No excuses! You are going! Sylvia's in Harlem, 8:00, black dress! All right, all right!

Cherry in a black dress, I'm in! I got to Sylvia's early My heart was in my throat Lawrence? Hi, I'm Cherry Let's sit Yeah Wow Hi It's my cheat day I need some soul food What are you staring at, handsome? A superhero You're beautiful Most guys run I'll take the catfish, chicken, and ribs Damn, you can really eat My dream is drawing comics An artist?

I love a man who's good with his hands Thanks Let me guess your sport MMA? Bodybuilder, sweetie You should let me train you sometime I had a really great time tonight, Cherry Me too Wanna come up? I, I probably shouldn't Come on, handsome I tried to act sensible, but I was already completely hooked

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