I Swear I’m Not a Hentai Protagonist — Episode 9
By pixel brushes · Comedy · 1:26 · free to watch
A sharp raunchy comedy about a guy repeatedly trapped in absurdly suggestive situations who refuses to play along or become the fantasy lead.
What is said in this episode
I'm your everyday student with messy hair, when suddenly my life instantly changed Those are your eyes! Forget studying, take me right now Private lessons start immediately Get back! I'm not a protagonist! Squeeze any closer, and she is charging you tuition No My private hours are very thorough, boy Page 42, assert absolute dominance with unbroken eye contact Let me collar you It's nice and tight If she gets your neck, I get your lap!
Brother, the crotch ripped while I scrubbed them Don't fight it, Ben, just lean into me My, is that a phone in your pocket? Whoa, look at this guy! getting absolutely sandwiched! Laundry room, bus, now this!
Girls keep falling into my lap I'm a victim of physics, Jon! How frustrating is this? Everywhere I go, someone wants sex I study and suddenly I'm in her bed, understand? Hmm, no sir, I, I don't think I can Ben, just look at me!
Me too, Ben I only came out for a melon soda! Get away from my DNA!
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