I Took a Pill, Now I'm Hot — Episode 1

Bro, this is the ugliest thing I've ever seen That's messed up Delete it Why? Look at him Because of your face, they'll never stop What? The staring, the moving away, the phones You think it gets better? It doesn't This pill fixes your face and body Why would you give this to me?

Because I remember what that floor looks like What's that? Vitamins? Give that Bro, you're gonna need more than vitamins Some weight loss thing? 'Cause one pill isn't gonna fix all of this Nobody else is gonna tell you, Eddie We all see it every day This guy is so ugly How can someone like this even exist?

Not quite the look we need for this one Why do I have to live like this? I hate this face