I Took a Pill, Now I'm Hot — Episode 3

A week ago, I was the ugliest guy alive Then I took a pill and woke up like this The girl next door? Night one But today isn't about girls There's an office full of people who made my life hell for three years, and today I'm walking back in You must be new I'm Karen I run this floor It's not often we get guys like you around here Let me know if you need anything Eddie, stay at your desk during the tour Just stay there What's up, bro? You Eddie's replacement? Huge upgrade I used to tell the new girls, "Don't go to the back row That's where they keep Eddie."

You and me, bro, we're cut different Eddie was dealt a bad hand That's a nice hairline, Brad Looks expensive Some people are dealt a bad hand You think this is funny?