I'll Rule Hell's Academy — Episode 2

Welcome to Hell's Academy If you're watching this, that means you're dead But don't worry, graduate and you can rejoin the land of the living in no time at all Where the afterlife has never been better, where community thrives and dies, where your hidden talents may be brought to life At Hell's Academy, every soul matters It's a new semester in a new kind of hell, so please allow us to make your afterlife... What's this about rejoining the living? The graduation clause? Oh, you wouldn't be interested in that Uh, yes, I would I don't belong here You most certainly don't But Hell decided you should be here, so who am I to question the laws of the underworld?

This is the cafeteria, where you can grab whatever bite you desire Or hang out, your call The library, where you can learn more about our history and culture Like hell I'm going to do that That's hurtful This is the education hall, where you'll be attending your classes Or ditching them What was that? Nothing And finally, the dormitory This is where you'll be staying for the rest of your afterlife The key to your room, room 213 Try not to get expelled Oh, believe me, I have no intention of doing that That's not ominous at all You! Oh, you've gotta be shitting me!