I'm the Parlay King — Episode 6

Sit down, Evan I'll stand Sit down Monday morning, 7:00 AM, you give me every pick for the coming week, all four major sports, any fights, anything I circle And if I'm wrong? You won't be But if I am? Your mother's living situation is comfortable right now! Keep performing, it stays that way!

We'll start today Saturday slate, college football, give me three That's not how this works No? I need time I need to process You want picks that hold That means time I need to feel it Feel it Give me until noon Noon Three picks Every one succeeds or the current arrangement changes! One, two, three for three See? You're perfect Same time Monday 12 weeks of games on that calendar, 12 weeks of picks Julian thinks he owns my gift He owns nothing Every win I give him tightens the line around his position He just doesn't know it yet Dinner is at 7:00 I'm not hungry