My Teacher's a Superhero — Episode 1

These kids don't know that I was Golden Globe, the world's strongest superhero and key member of the Justice Federation, but that's all in the past now Class 3-C has forced 14 teachers to quit You're that class's only hope All you need to do is survive for three months I've survived worse Is that the new substitute for class 3-C? Poor thing doesn't know what he's in for Who's willing to bet he won't survive three hours? Give until lunch 10 minutes Five There's no shame in quitting, you know Why would I quit? 20 bucks say I survive the day I'm keeping this, by the way The new teacher should be coming any time now Slime in a bucket, Jacks?

Hey, I gotta go easy on the teacher's first day Good morning, class 3-C What the Slime in a bucket, a classic Thumbtacks on a chair, seen it 1,000 times I'm Mr. Titch and whether you like it or not, I'll be your teacher for the next three months Three months? You won't survive three minutes! Cool Time for roll call