SHORT KING — Episode 5
By salty · Romance, Revenge · 1:21 · free to watch
Short guys get overlooked. John tried to fix everything he could. But you can't change your height. Then he was given a stone that will change everything.
What is said in this episode
That dick's too small to suck It's not always like that Liar! Short men have short penises Everyone knows that He probably bought this penthouse so he'd finally be above something You can't buy tall Oh, no, no, no, no, Small, tiny, short, small, tiny, short Oh, no, no, no I used to be a tall Chad Now I'm a short virgin again, and there's this girl I'm in love with, but I can't think of how to find her Does she know you exist? Just give me a stone, man The last one made you tall This one makes your brain taller, too Like smarter? Whoa!
It will cost you something Soon Really soon There he is, you mad bastard! Hey, little bro I need to find my woman Where'd she go, mate? That's the thing I just saw her once, for one second, one time I don't know where to start Hmm, how do we find her? How do we find her?
Come on Think it, think it, fucking think it! Tall brain hurts Thought incoming!
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