SHORT KING — Episode 9

What you reading? Just self-improvement stuff Clean Your Room Hmm Ooh, ooh The Short Man Globalist Emasculation Agenda Sounds scary well, actually, um, I was reading this Hell yeah, I love Chainsaw Man! you do? Can I see it?

Sure Denji's this all-powerful demon that can save the world from fear itself, but all he really wants is normal stuff, like good food and a girlfriend People think that's basic or whatever, but it's not Yeah, totally He just actually appreciates the small moments that make life worth living, that everyone else takes for granted It's beautiful And fucking sad and Pochita's cute, too He makes me wanna have a dog A chainsaw dog? Sure, a chainsaw dog Oh Bye bye, John See ya, June Wow, she's a perfect 10! Not just her body, but her brain, too Maybe I had it wrong For a woman like that, I don't need to be taller I need to be huge!