Stray lanterns — Episode 13

By stray lanterns · Action, Fantasy, Comedy · 1:30 · free to watch

the stray lanterns are the ultimate embodiment of what happens when four childhood orphan cellar survivors try to navigate a high fantasy world entirely on vibes zero impulse control and sheer unbreakable bonds journeying across enchanted realms filled with crackling aetheric magic towering dark…

What is said in this episode

Scuffed leather and mud-stained cloaks Grail? We're here to violently exorcise you! Not in those trousers, darling Tragic Boiled hog hide You dress like a common stable hound Can I gut her yet? We are decorated hunters of the guild!

A club for armed beggars Stand straight Where is your blonde cleric? I sense no divine aura in this room For your information, she's sick A cleric getting sick? Fighting you without support is like a gala without champagne Embarrassing Mud-stained cloaks? Absolutely gauche!

Told you those trousers look like bad debt, Darius We're here to exorcise you Not in those rags, darling Tragic You know what's gauche? Haunting without paying municipal taxes taxes? In my mausoleum? 300 years of unpaid fees Pay up or get evicted!

I hate this guild I hate ghosts Technically, we survived Zero gold, zero casualties Come on Let's see if Lyra made soup

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