Stray lanterns — Episode 24

Write us an anthem Raw honest A, a, a ballad, a war hymn? A bar brawl inside a burning cathedral Cross this out! Screams like a stuck pig is not canon Leave it in! It's excellent character growth It's emotional grit!

The people must feel our pain! To reflect our combat efficacy, the bridge needs high-yield thermal mana discharge Brilliant Now add some swearing so we don't die of boredom Proper arcane nomenclature is the soul of art! Touch this quill again, and I'm feeding you to ghouls! The kissing trap verse is not canon, Darius!

Relax, Churchy, the crowd wants drama We crawl through the filth, we shatter the bone, unhinged orphans taking the throne— It violates my dignity, but at least it rhymes The syllable count is structurally sound Even with the excessive profanity There's your masterpiece Play it loud Make the rafters bleed! I, I shall interpret your vision with absolute dedication And if the solo isn't filthy enough, I'm taking your fingers!