Stray lanterns — Episode 26

By stray lanterns · Action, Fantasy, Comedy · 1:30 · free to watch

the stray lanterns are the ultimate embodiment of what happens when four childhood orphan cellar survivors try to navigate a high fantasy world entirely on vibes zero impulse control and sheer unbreakable bonds journeying across enchanted realms filled with crackling aetheric magic towering dark…

What is said in this episode

This isn't standard wildlife Vesper? Vesper! An artificial breeding swarm We are well inside her territory If these touch my robes, Darius, I burn your ex's nest with you in it She's just passionate Watch the shadows You absolute moron, Darius! Your spider freak is harvesting my guild!

Quiet! If you yell her name, she'll smell you! Did you seriously just muffle the guild master? This is your mess You deal with your ex You have to help me cut them down!

0% survival rate Goodbye, leader Deal with your ex, Darius We're locking the door And find Vesper! She has our gold! Traitors Absolute traitors Vesper, cut the line! Malakarza's a husband!

Sorry, boss, I don't do wedding planning

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