Stray lanterns — Episode 31

By stray lanterns · Action, Fantasy, Comedy · 1:30 · free to watch

the stray lanterns are the ultimate embodiment of what happens when four childhood orphan cellar survivors try to navigate a high fantasy world entirely on vibes zero impulse control and sheer unbreakable bonds journeying across enchanted realms filled with crackling aetheric magic towering dark…

What is said in this episode

Orc camps Nothing but rotting offal, mud, and pure pig sweat Statistically, their tribal hygiene index is subhuman Just check your boots for teeth before we burn their tents Honeys, get out here We have guests! Where are the spikes? Where are the bones? The regional combat manual has failed us Eat up, friends You look like you've been dragging through the dirt This actually beats the guild tavern More pepper If you're investigating the missing women, we saw a sleepwalking woman head into the woods toward the church I knew it That guy's a fucking weirdo Told you, boss, the holy man's hobby So young, so clean The darkness of this forest loves to spoil things Father, did you find any clues about the missing girl?

Only her memories remain here Eat every bite! Guild work is no excuse for skipping meals We are trained killers, you know Just walk, Vesper Don't look back Good luck with that creepy priest, darlings!

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