Stray lanterns — Episode 9

By stray lanterns · Action, Fantasy, Comedy · 1:30 · free to watch

the stray lanterns are the ultimate embodiment of what happens when four childhood orphan cellar survivors try to navigate a high fantasy world entirely on vibes zero impulse control and sheer unbreakable bonds journeying across enchanted realms filled with crackling aetheric magic towering dark…

What is said in this episode

We reach the gates by noon or my queen hunts you as deserters Talking an appetizer Does she pay dental for suicide squads, froggy? Silence, beast man, or I wear your ears Mine, rabbit Watch and learn Too slow, mutt That's 10 gold you owe me The interest, it compounds at midnight We are ruined! Shut up or I'll let the mountain have you Drop him His gear is worth at least six coppers Uh, this- We're here about the Spider Queen's web-cleaning warranty We are breaking in, you idiot, not buying a timeshare Let me blast the hinges I skipped meditation Kneel, insects The void has come for your souls Fascinating A cosmic entity defeated by poor masonry Too many limbs, zero balance Let's mug him Yield to the void Darius, hit him! His belly mouth is breathing on me He's just jealous of my abs!

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