The Halfling Warlock — Episode 1

Oh dear A bit far from your garden, aren't we? How do I get home? The portal is one way The nearest exit is 300 miles off Wyvern leather, dragon scale soles, for the road It doesn't have pockets Where do I put my sourdough starter? Inside The bag holds everything Infinite space for a guest See?

A kitchen fits I can make it 300 miles on my own The road is so very cold, little lark Why rush? It smells like my grandmother's hearth But it isn't home Is my fire not warm enough for you, little lark? I have to walk Amuse me Stay safe Let me watch you face this world, and I'll see you home And my soul? Safe Just let me watch A pact 300 miles I can manage that But you won't walk them alone, little lark!