The World's Strongest Incel — Episode 3

By rock bottom · Action, Revenge, Comedy, Supernatural · 1:25 · free to watch

After Sara leaves him for Ulti-Man, the world's most powerful superhero, Dick Smalls hits rock bottom. Desperate for revenge, he summons Hoe Moe the Hetero, an immortal warrior with his own grudge against Ulti-Man. Hoe Moe agrees to train Dick under one condition: remain celibate until the hero is…

What is said in this episode

Who dared say you could summon me? God, I have sperm cramps, you ass How are you even capable of summoning someone such as I? Do you know what I've done? Who I've killed?

I, I, I just found a guide online I didn't know it was forbidden Look, I'm sorry I'm desperate Clearly I just need you to kill Ultraman Damn, I didn't know it was gonna rain today You sincerely believe I haven't tried before? Haven't given days upon weeks upon months upon years upon decades trying to? Well, maybe you can try a little harder You don't know what it's like to try, let alone what it's like to win I, I don't All I've done is tried to be a good man Nay, a good boyfriend Sure, I'm a little fat, and I can't cook, and I use AI to masturbate, but Sarah loved me anyway At least she did before Ultraman cucked me Wait! He cucked you, too?

← Episode 2 · All 30 episodes · Episode 4 →

More like this