The World's Strongest Incel — Episode 5

Your girlfriend is next, Weep If she hasn't already taken Ultraman's Ultapennis, she's bound to soon His Ultrapennis? I can't let that happen She's still a virgin If she sleeps with Ultraman, her standards will be too high I'd never be able to get her back No wonder she left you Because I waited too long to touch her? What? No Because you're entitled to a woman's attention without even trying But I'm a nice guy There are reasons why I only used my fists against you instead of my true power Being a nice guy is just the simplest way of putting it Regardless, I cannot beat him I'm too much of a pussy-wetched bitch to do that now, and I've lost my harem, the true source of my power There is no use in having a failed god try to kill a real one Then why not train me to?

I know, you just wiped the floor with me, but I don't have a harem I only had Sara, and now she's gonna take it up the ass unless you help me stop Ultraman I know I'm just an incel, but I want you to turn me into the world's strongest incel I admire your resolve, but how can I know you'll go the distance? I'll do anything you ask I'm just tired of being a fat, little chud All right then I'll become your teacher, but on one condition Until you beat Ultraman, you will remain celibate Do we have a deal?