Soleil From The Moon — Episode 4

Hear that? It means it's time to say the thing What are you talking about? In the name of the moon, I'll... You know the rest Are you kidding me?

You had a laser gun this whole time? Why didn't you use that at the football field? It was charging, obviously It's both solar and lunar powered Besides, I had mad era, or whatever you earth kids say You let me carry you for six- Patience is the greatest weapon of a true champion, earth dweller We are in a dire situation But fear not, the righteous light of justice always prevails against the cowardly shadows of evil Who even are you? What is a Darksider?

What is going on? Ooh, a hot space princess fell from the sky and let me carry her? Let me complain about it Solé, answers now I am Princess Soléwe, rightful heir to the Lunar Kingdom, a civilization forged in the cosmos when the great moon goddess drank the elixir of immortality and ascended to the stars Like Chinese mythology? Mm My people are her descendants, but my blood also flows with the brave spirit of your modern world I am the granddaughter of an earth astronaut who discovered our hidden civilization A great pioneer in a bulky white suit took one small step for your kind and one giant leap into my grandmama's heart Wait, the first guy on the moon is your grandpa?

Like, the guy? Mm History class says otherwise Well, your history class needs new textbooks But indeed, the spirit of exploration runs in my veins However, the sinister forces of prejudice never sleep Xenophobic Darksides despise my earth-tamed recent bloodline and have staged a coup They wish to erase my family's legacy, but they will learn that the power of love and justice hits harder than a meteor strike Okay, Justice Well, your doomsday kill code is about to die in exactly 10 seconds if I don't find a USB cable What? Find one, dumbass!